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Yeah, my friends got me tickets to the New Year's Eve street party, so that's where I'll be going.

I'm gonna go play poker with some of the guys, but we're gonna do it all fancy-like.

Okay, what are your guys' New Year's resolutions?

For me, my New Year's resolution, I'm determined to get into shape.

On that note, I really want to get a promotion at work, so I guess I'll try and increase my productivity.

Yeah, I'm just trying to level up my character in my video game.

Well, my New Year's resolution is to either get cream-pied by Swap Dad or Swap Brother.

Well, anyways, I gotta go to the party, so I'll see you guys later. Bye!

Hey!

Oh my God! I can't believe she just said that. She's been so quiet the whole swap.

Well, fuck that. I haven't even liked her since the swap started. No way I'm gonna allow that to happen.

I'm just gonna have to beat her home and get all the fucking cum.

Don't worry about what your swap mom said. She was a little angry. She didn't mean it.

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